I set off a bit of a firestorm when I tweeted this: "Ladies: If you take money/gifts from a man that isn't your hubby/serious boyfriend and you have sex with him, that makes you a PROSTITUTE!". The fellas loved it, but the ladies got all up in arms so I figured I need to discuss this further. First, let me give you my personal experience and wisdom so that you can put that comment into context. When I date, I don't expect a man to buy me ANYTHING! This starts at the first date. If he insists on buying dinner, I am paying for the movie. This way, I don't owe … [Read more...]

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you this evening. Yesterday, I lost someone very close to me and it is still very difficult to talk about. My vibrator, Fred, pulsated for the very last time yesterday. Needless to say, I am devastated. I put out an S.O.S on twitter last night for all my adult toy peddlers to come to my rescue and they did in the form of links to toys, magnificent discounts and promo codes. However, I'm just not ready. Fred is still "warm". I haven't buried him yet and I can't even begin to think about replacing him as I haven't had a chance to … [Read more...]

Ahhh, the female orgasm. Elusive in its origins and yet highly desirable. It is said that only 30% of adult women have ever achieved a vaginal orgasm in their lives. Personally, in all my years on earth, I have only had two. Yes, I said it, TWO ORGASMS! Oddly enough, they happened when I was 17 and on the same night within hours of each other and I haven't seen it since. Now we have to understand that there is more than one type of orgasm. The vaginal orgasm, you will know when you have it because it will render you absolutely stupid for a good hour. I mean you … [Read more...]

I'm one of the lucky ones. If a breeze so much as catches my skirt in the wrong way its go time! However, this isn't necessarily true for everyone. Sure you could pop one of the infamous blue pills, but there are side effects. I mean do you know what they do to you if you have an erection for more than 4 hours? It involves your penis and a needle, not pretty. So lets try to fix the problem naturally. It is well known that there are certain foods that you can eat that will increase sexual arousal, but I think we need to knock out any other possible obstacles before … [Read more...]

"SWINGING" I was cleaning out an old wallet the other day when I came across a membership card that    brought back fond memories of yesteryear. The card was a lifetime membership to a swinger's club that I had joined nearly a decade earlier. I threw the card away, but not before reminiscing of more carefree times in my life. Now there are tons of these types of clubs all over that you can just walk into and get your "Eyes Wide Shut" on. This one was different, it was a private club which was the primary reason why I joined. Individual members were screened and … [Read more...]

Menage a Whaaaaaat? You have heard your entire life that you can't have your cake and eat it too, well that's not necessarily true. A menage a trois or sex which involves 3 people is like having an entire sheet cake all to yourself and you have just been given a giant fork and ice cold glass of milk to guzzle it all down. Before I go into details, let me point out a few things you may want to consider if you have never done this. The first one is a shocker, are you ready? A menage a trois  (also group sex for that matter) is not necessarily about the actual act of … [Read more...]

"Hard to Swallow"... Yea, I said it so lets talk about it! Its a tough topic for the ladies, but the fellas love it so pull up your chair to your computer screen and lets get started. Most women think that swallowing a man's um, how do I say this “ejaculatory fluids” is disgusting. Well, you are certainly entitled to your opinion, however there is one thing that I want you to consider. When your dude, significant other, husband what have you goes down on you he is in effect doing the same thing. Wait, there's more... Unlike a man, we don't necessarily give any … [Read more...]

Landscaping 101: We aren't talking grass here... This is a hairy topic, no pun intended. Honestly, how much is too much? Are there different standards of hairiness for men and women? There are so many questions, about landscaping but I am giving my opinion and based on my experience and complaints about "bushy folks" from men and women alike. So lets start with the ladies. Its my opinion that a woman should have hair on only two places on her body, her head and her eyebrows! NO WHERE ELSE!!! Not on your arms, not on your legs, nope no where else (okay maybe inside … [Read more...]